Seriously, you/I/we thought we kicked/got rid of/defeated them last time? Guess not/hell no/nope. They're back/here again/worse than ever. I woke up with bites/marks/stings all over my arms/legs/butt this morning, and now I'm freaking out. This/That/These is so annoying/infuriating/unfair. I've tried everything: pesticides/baking soda/diatomaceous

You wake up one morning and there they are. Tiny red bites dot your back. You curse the day you were born, because those infernal bed bugs have invaded your apartment. It's a gross situation, and it feels like they're laughing at you. They hide in the seams of your mattress, waiting to strike when you're most vulnerable. Their bites itch like hel